Lemony snicket sayings
1. "If you are allergic to a thing, it is best not to put that thing in your mouth, particularly if the thing is cats."
2. "It is always sad when someone leaves home, unless they are simply going around the corner and will return in a few minutes with ice-cream sandwiches."
3. "Assumptions are dangerous things to make, and like all dangerous things to make — bombs, for instance, or strawberry shortcake — if you make even the tiniest mistake you can find yourself in terrible trouble."
4. "Miracles are like meatballs, because nobody can exactly agree on what they are made of, where they come from, or how often they should appear."
5. "It is a curious thing, the death of a loved one. We all know that our time in this world is limited, and that eventually all of us will end up underneath some sheet, never to wake up. And yet it is always a surprise when it happens to someone we know."
6. "It is a lonely feeling when someone you care about becomes a stranger."
7. "People aren't either wicked or noble. They're like chef's salads, with good things and bad things chopped and mixed together in a vinaigrette of confusion and conflict."
8. "If you are going to get anywhere in life, you have to read a lot of books. Many of them are wrong, so you have to read carefully."
9. "If you have ever lost someone very important to you, then you already know how it feels, and if you haven't, you cannot possibly imagine it."
10. "It is one of life's bitterest truths that bedtime so often arrives just when things are really getting interesting."
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