Letter board sayings funny
1. "I'm not lazy, I'm in energy-saving mode."
2. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
3. "I put the 'pro' in procrastination."
4. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
5. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
6. "I'm not clumsy, the floor just hates me."
7. "I'm not short, I'm fun-sized."
8. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."
9. "I'm not a smart aleck, I'm a skilled conversationalist."
10. "I'm not weird, I'm limited edition."
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1. 寿比南山 (shòu bǐ nán shān) - May you live as long as the South Mountain (wishing someone a long life)2. 寿比昆仑 (shòu bǐ kūn lún) - May you live as long as Kunlun Mountain (wishing someone a long life)3. 寿比南星 (shòu bǐ nán xīng) - May you live as long as the Southern Star (wishing someone a long life)4.
1. Ahoy, it's a boy/girl!2. Sail away with love for the little one on the way3. Anchors aweigh, a baby is on the way4. Smooth sailing ahead with baby [name]5. Welcome aboard the [last name] crew6. Set sail for a new adventure with baby [name]7. Tying the knot with baby [name] on board8
1. Knowledge is power.2. The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing. - Socrates3. Intelligence is the ability to adapt to change. - Stephen Hawking4. The more you know, the more you realize you don't know. - Aristotle5. In the midst of chaos, there is also opportunity. - Sun Tzu6.
1. To our beloved daughter on her wedding day, may your love be as strong as the bond we share with you. Congratulations and best wishes for a lifetime of happiness.2. As you start this new chapter in your life, remember that our love and support will always be with you. Wishing you a beautiful w
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1. You can't pour from an empty cup.2. A cup of water can quench a thirsty soul.3. In the end, we only regret the chances we didn't take, the relationships we were afraid to have, and the decisions we waited too long to make. So fill your cup and drink deeply.4. Like a cup of water, kindness
1. Safety is not a gadget but a state of mind. - Eleanor Everet2. Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown3. Your safety is our priority. - Unknown4. Safety first, because accidents last. - Unknown5. It's better to be safe than sorry. - Unknown6. Safety is a cheap and effective insura
1. Witch better have my candy2. Boo-tiful3. Creepin' it real4. If you've got it, haunt it5. I'm just here for the boos6. Resting witch face7. Eat, drink, and be scary8. Witch way to the candy?9. Ghouls just wanna have fun10. Trick or treat yo' self
1. Do not pass go, do not collect $200.2. I'm the richest man in town!3. Go directly to jail, do not pass go, do not collect $200.4. I'll buy that property for double the price!5. Bank error in your favor, collect $200.6. I own the entire board!7. Luxury tax? That's chump change for me!
1. Jesus is the sweetest name I know.2. God's love is the best ingredient.3. Blessed are the cookie makers, for they shall be called children of God.4. Take one cookie and pass it on, share God's love with everyone.5. In God's kitchen, there's always room for cookies.6. Let your light shi