Life lesson quotes and sayings funny

1. "Life is short, smile while you still have teeth."

2. "Life is like a bicycle, to keep your balance you must keep moving."

3. "Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can't laugh at yourself, call me, I'll laugh at you."

4. "Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes."

5. "Life is better when you're laughing."

6. "Life is like a cup of tea, it's all in how you make it."

7. "Life is like a camera, focus on what's important, capture the good times, develop from the negatives, and if things don't work out, take another shot."

8. "Life is too important to be taken seriously." - Oscar Wilde

9. "Life is a journey, and if you fall in love with the journey, you will be in love forever."

10. "Life is short, buy the shoes, eat the cake, take the trip."

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