Life sayings with a twist

1. "When life gives you lemons, make a lemon meringue pie and throw it in life's face."

2. "Life is like a box of chocolates, but sometimes you get the ones with weird fillings that you didn't sign up for."

3. "The early bird catches the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."

4. "When one door closes, another one opens, but it's probably a trap door so watch your step."

5. "Don't cry over spilled milk, unless it's almond milk because that stuff is expensive."

6. "Shoot for the moon, even if you miss, you'll land among the stars and probably burn up in the atmosphere."

7. "It's always darkest before the dawn, so make sure you have a flashlight handy."

8. "The grass is always greener on the other side, but it's probably fake turf."

9. "A penny saved is a penny earned, but a penny spent is a penny well-enjoyed."

10. "Life is what happens when you're busy making other plans, so maybe stop planning and just go with the flow."

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