Lol sayings
1. "Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone."
2. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
3. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."
4. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
5. "I'm not short, I'm just more down to earth than most people."
6. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity."
7. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
8. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."
9. "I'm not a shopaholic, I'm helping the economy."
10. "I'm not old, I'm a classic."
Above is Lol sayings.
1. Love is the master key that opens the gates of happiness. - Oliver Wendell Holmes2. Two souls with but a single thought, two hearts that beat as one. - John Keats3. Love is not just looking at each other, it's looking in the same direction. - Antoine de Saint-Exupéry4. A successful marriag
1. You're a diamond in the rough.2. Shine bright like a diamond.3. Diamonds are a girl's best friend.4. In a world full of rocks, be a diamond.5. Life is tough, but so are diamonds.6. Diamonds are forever, just like our friendship.7. You're as rare and precious as a diamond.8. Find jo
1. I'm so dog tired, I feel like I could sleep for a week.2. I'm as tired as a dog after a long day of chasing squirrels.3. I'm so dog tired, I can barely keep my eyes open.4. I feel like I've been working like a dog all day.5. I'm so exhausted, I could curl up and nap like a tired old dog.
1. Hoppy Easter! Wishing you a day filled with joy and blessings.2. Easter hugs and bunny kisses to you!3. Somebunny loves you! Happy Easter!4. Easter is a time for new beginnings and fresh starts. Wishing you a wonderful day!5. May your Easter be egg-stra special and full of sweet surprise
1. Happiness is a choice, not a result.2. Don't worry, be happy.3. The key to happiness is gratitude.4. Choose joy every day.5. Happiness is a journey, not a destination.6. Smile, it's the key that fits the lock of everybody's heart.7. Find joy in the ordinary.8. Happiness is not some
1. Zip it.2. Keep quiet.3. Hush now.4. Enough chatter.5. Silence is golden.6. Pipe down.7. Hold your tongue.8. Quit yapping.9. Shh!10. Mum's the word.
1. Chevy: Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Yikes2. Chevy: Can't Have Everything Virtually Yours3. Chevy: Can Hear Every Valve Yell4. Chevy: Can Hear Every Valve Rattle On Long Extended Years5. Chevy: Can Hear Every Valve Rattle On Long Extended Years6. Chevy
1. Medicine heals the body, but a kind word heals the soul.2. In the pharmacy of life, laughter is the best medicine.3. A pharmacist is a friend you can trust with your health.4. Prescriptions may heal the body, but compassion heals the spirit.5. The art of pharmacy is in the science of hea
1. Elfin' around with my favorite shelf buddy!2. Santa's little helper, reporting for duty!3. Elf on the shelf, spreading holiday cheer!4. Just hanging out with my mischievous elf friend.5. Elf on the shelf, making spirits bright!6. Believe in the magic of the elf on the shelf.7. Santa'
1. May your Christmas be sweet and filled with joy.2. Wishing you a holiday season as sweet as candy canes.3. Sending you warm wishes and sweet treats this Christmas.4. May your heart be as full as your plate of Christmas cookies.5. Christmas is the perfect time to indulge in sweet moments