Magic 8 ball sayings funny
1. "Outlook not so good, try again later... or don't, I'm just a ball."
2. "My sources say no, but my sarcasm says yes."
3. "Signs point to you needing a sense of humor."
4. "Ask again later, I'm busy contemplating the mysteries of the universe."
5. "Reply hazy, ask again after I finish my nap."
6. "Cannot predict now, I'm too busy being a magical sphere of wisdom."
7. "Better not tell you now, I don't want to hurt your feelings."
8. "Don't count on it, unless you count on me to be delightfully vague."
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1. Every day is a gift, so make the most of it.2. Time is a precious gift, use it wisely.3. A new day, a new opportunity to make a difference.4. May each day on this calendar be filled with joy and blessings.5. Life is a beautiful journey, cherish each moment.6. Every day is a blank page,
1. The bachelor is a man who never makes the same mistake once. - Ed Wynn2. A bachelor is a man who never makes the same mistake once. - Ed Wynn3. A bachelor is a man who is free to choose the woman he gives his last name to. - Unknown4. A bachelor is a man who is footloose and fiancee-free.
1. May you be touched by His Noodly Appendage.2. R'amen, brother/sister.3. Pasta la vista, baby!4. In the name of the Pasta, the Sauce, and the Holy Meatball.5. May the Marinara be with you.6. Let us all be touched by the Flying Spaghetti Monster's love.7. Praise be to the Almighty Nood
1. Manto ki kahaniyaan, sachai ka aina hain. (Manto's stories are a mirror of truth.)2. Manto ne likha, humne padha, sachchai ka saamna kiya. (Manto wrote, we read, we faced the truth.)3. Manto ke afsaane, zehan ko chhoo jaate hain. (Manto's stories touch the soul.)4. Manto ka likha har lafz,
1. You are a shining light in this world, illuminating the lives of those around you.2. Your presence brings joy and positivity wherever you go.3. You are a true gem, radiating kindness and compassion to all.4. The world is a better place because you are in it, spreading love and warmth.5.
1. You can't teach an old dog new tricks.2. Every dog has its day.3. Barking up the wrong tree.4. Let sleeping dogs lie.5. A dog is a man's best friend.6. Dog tired.7. In the doghouse.8. Dog eat dog world.9. Love me, love my dog.10. Dog days of summer.
1. Under the moonlight, our love shines bright.2. In the stillness of the night, I feel your love surround me.3. As the stars twinkle above, our love grows stronger.4. In the darkness of the night, your love is my guiding light.5. Wrapped in the night's embrace, our love knows no bounds.6.
1. A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.2. Nickel and diming your way through life.3. Nickel for your thoughts.4. Every nickel counts.5. Nickelodeon memories.6. Nickel-plated confidence.7. Nickel and dime your budget.8. Nickel worth of advice.9. Nickel and dime your way to success.1
1. I'll be there for you.2. You can always rely on me.3. I've got your back.4. I'll stand by you.5. You can count on me.6. I'll support you no matter what.7. I'll be your rock.8. I'll be your shoulder to lean on.9. I'll never let you down.10. I'll be your constant.
1. Be prepared.2. Leave no trace.3. Take only memories, leave only footprints.4. Always be on the lookout for new talent.5. Scout's honor.6. Trust the process.7. Keep your eyes open and your ears to the ground.8. Adventure is out there, go find it.9. Explore, discover, and conquer.