Marijuana funny sayings

1. "I'm not addicted to marijuana, we're just in a committed relationship."

2. "I'm not a regular smoker, I'm a high achiever."

3. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode."

4. "Why did the marijuana plant break up with the sun? It was just too high maintenance."

5. "I don't have a problem with marijuana, I have a solution."

6. "I'm not stoned, I'm just well-rolled."

7. "I'm not a pot head, I'm a bouquet enthusiast."

8. "Marijuana may not be the answer, but it's definitely a good conversation starter."

9. "Why did the marijuana plant go to therapy? It had too many issues with commitment."

10. "I'm not high maintenance, I'm high on maintenance."

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