May birthday sayings funny
1. "Another year older, but still not any wiser!"
2. "Age is just a number... a really big, scary number."
3. "I'm not old, I'm just well-seasoned!"
4. "Birthdays are nature's way of telling us to eat more cake."
5. "Growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional."
6. "I'm not over the hill, I'm just on top of it!"
7. "I refuse to grow up, it's a trap!"
8. "Birthdays are like cheese, they get better with age... or maybe they just stink."
9. "I'm not old, I'm a classic!"
10. "Another year, another wrinkle... but hey, at least I've earned them!"
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