Medical sayings funny

1. "An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute, forget the fruit!"

2. "I'm not a doctor, but I play one in my family."

3. "Laughter is the best medicine, unless you have diarrhea."

4. "I'm not a doctor, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night."

5. "The only time to be positive at a doctor's office is on a pregnancy test."

6. "I'm not a doctor, but I did watch a lot of Grey's Anatomy."

7. "I'm not a doctor, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night."

8. "I told my doctor I broke my arm in two places. He told me to stop going to those places."

9. "Why did the doctor carry a red pen? In case they needed to draw blood."

10. "I'm not a doctor, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night."

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