1. "If you can read this, bring me a beer"
2. "I'm kind of a big dill"
3. "I'm not lazy, I'm energy efficient"
4. "This meeting is BS"
5. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right"
6. "I'm silently correcting your grammar"
7. "I'm not a morning person"
8. "I'm not bossy, I just have better ideas"
9. "I'm allergic to mornings"
10. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing"
Above is Mens socks with funny sayings.
1. The soul is neither born, and nor does it die. It is eternal, indestructible, and timeless.2. Perform your duty without attachment, surrendering the results to me.3. A person can rise through the efforts of his own mind; or draw himself down, in the same manner. Because each person is his ow
1. Umulomo mwibala, umukashi mwibala. - The mouth is a trap, and a woman is a trap.2. Akasuba kafwile, akasuba kafwile. - A person who is greedy will never be satisfied.3. Umwana ashenda, akasuba kafwile. - A child who wanders around will never be satisfied.4. Umulomo wakalamba, ukutemwa kwa
1. There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea. - Henry James2. Tea time is a chance to slow down, pull back and appreciate our surroundings. - Letitia Baldrige3. A cup of tea is an excuse to share great thoughts with great minds. -
1. Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical. - Yogi Berra2. Baseball is like a poker game. Nobody wants to quit when he's losing; nobody wants you to quit when you're ahead. - Jackie Robinson3. Baseball is the only field of endeavor where a man can succeed three times ou
Here are some traditional sayings commonly used during the Chinese New Year's lou hei (prosperity toss) ritual:1. 恭喜发财 (Gōng xǐ fā cái) - Wishing you prosperity2. 大吉大利 (Dà jí dà lì) - Great luck and great profit3. 步步高升 (Bù bù gāo shēng) - May you rise with each step4. 生意兴隆 (Shēng yì xīng lóng) - M
1. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.2. Hawks don't flock, they soar alone.3. Like a falcon, focus on your target and dive in headfirst.4. Owls are wise because they listen more than they speak.5. Vultures may feed on the dead, but they also clean up the mess.6
1. I knead you like I knead dough.2. I'm on a roll, just like my cinnamon buns.3. Life is what you bake of it.4. I'm just a loafing around.5. I'm on a roll, and it's not just the dough talking.6. I'm in a crusty mood today.7. I'm on a sugar high, donut try to stop me.8. I'm on a roll,
1. Life is a beautiful journey, enjoy the ride.2. In the end, we only regret the chances we didn't take.3. Embrace the glorious mess that you are.4. Life is short, make it sweet.5. Happiness is homemade.6. Life is tough, but so are you.7. Find joy in the ordinary.8. Life is a canvas,
1. Find your inner kid with goat yoga.2. Stretch, breathe, and bleat with goat yoga.3. Namaste with goats.4. Let the goats be your yoga partners.5. Unleash your inner zen with goat yoga.6. Breathe in, bleat out.7. Goat yoga: where downward dog meets playful goat.8. Yoga with a side of
1. Wishing you a season filled with joy, peace, and love.2. May your holidays be merry and bright!3. Sending warm wishes for a wonderful Christmas and a happy New Year.4. May the magic of Christmas fill your heart with happiness.5. Here's to a season of love, laughter, and joy.6. May your