Messed up quotes and sayings
1. "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, but a bird in the bush is worth three in the hand."
2. "Don't count your chickens before they lay eggs."
3. "A penny saved is a penny that could have been spent on something more fun."
4. "When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and leave the world wondering how you did it."
5. "The early bird catches the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."
6. "Actions speak louder than words, but sometimes words speak louder than actions."
7. "You can't teach an old dog new tricks, but you can teach a young dog old tricks."
8. "All's fair in love and war, but all's also fair in a game of Monopoly."
9. "The grass is always greener on the other side, but it's probably fake turf."
10. "When one door closes, another one opens, but it's probably just a closet."
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You're never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream. - C.S. LewisAge is merely the number of years the world has been enjoying you. - UnknownThe older you get, the more you realize that it's not about material things, or pride or ego. It's about our hearts and who they beat for. -
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1. In every walk with nature, one receives far more than he seeks. - John Muir2. Nature does not hurry, yet everything is accomplished. - Lao Tzu3. The earth has music for those who listen. - George Santayana4. Look deep into nature, and then you will understand everything better. - Albert E