Messed up sayings
Sure, here are some examples of messed up sayings:
1. "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, but a snake in the hand is just plain dangerous."
2. "Don't count your chickens before they hatch, because they might turn out to be velociraptors."
3. "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, but watch out for the lemon-stealing whores."
4. "The early bird catches the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."
5. "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it do the Macarena."
6. "A penny saved is a penny earned, but a penny spent on a cursed monkey paw is a penny wasted."
7. "Actions speak louder than words, but sometimes a well-timed fart speaks volumes."
8. "Don't put all your eggs in one basket, unless you're really good at juggling."
9. "The grass is always greener on the other side, but it's probably fake turf."
10. "If at first you don't succeed, try, try again, but maybe consider a different approach if you keep failing."
Above is Messed up sayings.
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Sure, here are a few examples of sayings that can be criticized:1. Everything happens for a reason. This saying can be criticized for implying that all events, including tragedies and injustices, are somehow predetermined or justified. It can be dismissive of people's suffering and struggles.2. J
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