Miss you funny quotes and sayings
1. "I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender." - Rodney Dangerfield
2. "I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done." - Steven Wright
3. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode." - Unknown
4. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right." - Unknown
5. "I'm not shy, I'm just holding back my awesomeness so I don't intimidate you." - Unknown
6. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing." - Unknown
7. "I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals, I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants." - Unknown
8. "I'm not a player, I just crush a lot." - Big Pun
9. "I'm not a smart aleck, I'm a skilled conversationalist." - Unknown
10. "I'm not sure how many problems I have because math is one of them." - Unknown
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Children often have a unique way of expressing themselves and their thoughts. Here are some common sayings or phrases that children may use:1. I'm hungry like a monster!2. I have a tummy ache because I ate too many cookies.3. I'm as fast as a cheetah!4. I don't want to go to bed, I'm not tire
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1. Stay positive and keep shining!2. Until next time, stay awesome!3. Remember to always be kind and spread positivity!4. Take care and keep smiling!5. Signing off with gratitude and good vibes!6. Wishing you peace and happiness until we meet again!7. Keep being your amazing self until
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