Monday sayings funny animals
1. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode like a sloth on a Monday."
2. "Mondays are for the birds...literally, because they're chirping outside my window at 6 am."
3. "I'm feeling like a grumpy cat on a Monday morning."
4. "If Monday had a spirit animal, it would definitely be a Monday sloth."
5. "I'm so tired on Mondays, I could hibernate like a bear."
6. "Mondays make me feel like a penguin trying to fly."
7. "I'm as motivated as a snail on a Monday."
8. "Mondays are rough, but at least I'm not a Monday morning rooster."
9. "I'm feeling like a Monday morning panda - just give me some bamboo and leave me alone."
10. "If Monday was a zoo animal, it would be a grumpy camel with a case of the Mondays."
Above is Monday sayings funny animals.
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