Money quotes and sayings funny
1. "I'm not rich, I'm just financially challenged."
2. "Money can't buy happiness, but it's a lot more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle."
3. "I'm not sure if I'm getting richer or just spending more time at the dollar store."
4. "I'm not cheap, I'm just on a limited budget."
5. "I'm not broke, I'm just pre-rich."
6. "I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something."
7. "I'm not a shopaholic, I'm helping the economy."
8. "I'm not sure if I'm saving money or just hoarding it."
9. "I'm not poor, I'm just financially challenged."
10. "I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not so sure... especially when it comes to spending money."
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1. Welcome to our home2. Home sweet home3. Bless this home4. Enter with a grateful heart5. Love lives here6. Home is where the heart is7. Family is everything8. Happiness is homemade9. May all who enter as guests, leave as friends10. Home is where our story begins
1. Eres mi media naranja (You are my other half)2. Te quiero más que a mi vida (I love you more than my life)3. Eres mi sol en un día nublado (You are my sunshine on a cloudy day)4. Eres mi amor eterno (You are my eternal love)5. Eres mi razón de ser (You are my reason for being)6. Eres m