Morning sayings funny

1. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."

2. "I woke up like this... tired."

3. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a morning zombie."

4. "Rise and shine? More like rise and whine."

5. "I need a coffee the size of my head to start this day."

6. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a morning unicorn - rare and magical."

7. "Mornings are for coffee and contemplation... or just coffee."

8. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a morning disaster."

9. "If each morning is a gift, can I return Monday for store credit?"

10. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a morning ninja - silent, but deadly."

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Adventure present sayings

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Funny american english sayings

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Down to clown other sayings

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Alarm clock funny sayings

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Wondering quotes and sayings

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French thank you sayings

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