Mortician jokes sayings
1. "I'm dying to work with you."
2. "I'm just dying to meet you."
3. "I'm always buried in work."
4. "I'm just here for the dead-ication."
5. "I'm just a grave person."
6. "I'm just coffin up a storm."
7. "I'm just a funeral director, I put the fun in funeral."
8. "I'm just a mortician, I'm dying to meet your needs."
9. "I'm just a mortician, I'm always ready to lend a helping hand."
10. "I'm just a mortician, I'm always digging deep to make sure everything is perfect."
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1. May the 4th be with you, always.2. The Force is strong with this May the 4th.3. In a galaxy far, far away, May the 4th be with you.4. Celebrate May the 4th, you must.5. Feel the power of May the 4th within you.6. May the 4th be your guide in all things.7. On this day, May the 4th be
1. Rock 'n' roll ain't noise pollution. - AC/DC2. I wanna rock and roll all night and party every day. - KISS3. It's better to burn out than to fade away. - Neil Young4. I'm a rock star, baby, come and get me. - Kid Rock5. Rock and roll is here to stay. - Danny & the Juniors6. I'm just a
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1. Hoppy Easter!2. Some bunny loves you.3. Easter blessings.4. Egg-cited for Easter.5. Chick magnet.6. He is risen.7. Easter egg hunt champion.8. Hippity hoppity, Easter's on its way.9. Easter joy and blessings.10. Egg-stra special Easter.
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