Mother's day card funny sayings
1. "Mom, thanks for always being there to clean up my messes, both literally and figuratively."
2. "Happy Mother's Day to the woman who taught me that 'cleaning your room' is just a suggestion."
3. "Mom, you're the real MVP for putting up with me all these years. Happy Mother's Day!"
4. "To the woman who gave me life and then had to deal with me for the rest of it. Thanks, Mom!"
5. "Mom, thanks for always being my emergency contact and my personal therapist. You truly do it all!"
6. "Happy Mother's Day to the woman who still knows how to embarrass me in front of my friends. Love you, Mom!"
7. "Mom, you're the reason I'm fabulous. Well, that and good genes. Happy Mother's Day!"
8. "To the woman who always knows where I left my keys, my phone, and my sanity. Thanks, Mom!"
9. "Mom, you're the only person I know who can simultaneously drive me crazy and keep me sane. Happy Mother's Day!"
10. "Thanks for giving me life, love, and the occasional reality check. Happy Mother's Day, Mom!"
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