Mugs with sarcastic sayings
Here are some sarcastic sayings that could be printed on mugs:
1. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
2. "I'm not a morning person. I'm not an afternoon person. I'm barely an evening person."
3. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."
4. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
5. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
6. "I'm not always right, but I'm never wrong."
7. "I'm not a social butterfly, I'm a social caterpillar."
8. "I'm not bossy, I just have better ideas."
9. "I'm not a grouch, I just have a low tolerance for stupidity."
10. "I'm not anti-social, I'm selectively social."
These sayings can add a touch of humor and sarcasm to your morning coffee routine!
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