Mum sayings funny

1. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out of it!"

2. "If your friends jumped off a cliff, would you do it too?"

3. "Money doesn't grow on trees, you know!"

4. "I'm not just talking to hear myself talk, you know!"

5. "Close the door, were you born in a barn?"

6. "I'm not your maid, pick up after yourself!"

7. "Don't make me come up there!"

8. "Do I look like I'm made of money?"

9. "Because I said so, that's why!"

10. "I hope one day you have kids just like you!"

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