Mumsnet hilarious old sayings you never
Here are some old sayings that have been shared on Mumsnet and are considered hilarious:
1. "As useful as a chocolate teapot."
2. "He's got more front than Brighton."
3. "As much use as a chocolate fireguard."
4. "She's got a face like a bulldog chewing a wasp."
5. "He's all fur coat and no knickers."
6. "She's as happy as a pig in muck."
7. "He's got a face like a slapped arse."
8. "She's got a gob like a cat's arse."
9. "He's as daft as a brush."
10. "She's got a face like a bag of spanners."
These sayings are often used humorously to describe someone or something in a colorful and exaggerated way.
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