National lampoon's christmas vacation sayings
1. "Merry Christmas, the shitter was full!"
2. "We're gonna have the hap-hap-happiest Christmas."
3. "Surprised, Eddie? If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn't be more surprised than I am right now."
4. "It's a beaut, Clark. It's a beaut!"
5. "Why is the carpet all wet, Todd? I don't know, Margo!"
6. "Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?"
7. "Honey, have you checked our shitters lately?"
8. "Clark, stop it! I don't want to spend the holidays dead!"
9. "Clark, we're stuck under a truck!"
10. "I don't know what to say, except it's Christmas and we're all in misery."
Above is National lampoon's christmas vacation sayings.
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