Navy sayings funny
1. "I'm not lost, I'm just taking the scenic route...in the middle of the ocean."
2. "I have a sinking feeling about this."
3. "I'm like a ship in the night, always passing gas."
4. "I'm not a sailor, I just like to drink like one."
5. "I'm so good at navigation, I can find my way to the bar blindfolded."
6. "I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving energy for when the seas get rough."
7. "I'm not a sailor, I just have a lot of anchor management issues."
8. "I'm like a submarine, always diving deep for the last slice of pizza."
9. "I'm not a captain, I just like to boss people around on the water."
10. "I'm not afraid of sharks, I'm more afraid of running out of beer on board."
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