Nervous sayings funny

1. "I'm not nervous, I just have a lot of feelings that need to be expressed through awkward laughter."

2. "I'm not sweating because I'm nervous, I'm just practicing my glow-up."

3. "I'm not nervous, I'm just rehearsing my award-winning performance in the category of 'Most Awkward Human'."

4. "I'm not nervous, I'm just practicing my interpretive dance moves... in my mind."

5. "I'm not nervous, I'm just channeling my inner squirrel trying to decide whether to fight or flight."

6. "I'm not nervous, I'm just mentally preparing for the inevitable moment when I embarrass myself."

7. "I'm not nervous, I'm just strategically planning my escape route in case things go south."

8. "I'm not nervous, I'm just embracing my inner jellyfish - wobbly and uncertain."

9. "I'm not nervous, I'm just trying to break the world record for most awkward silence in a conversation."

10. "I'm not nervous, I'm just practicing my 'cool and collected' facade... badly."

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