New home sayings funny
1. "Home is where the WiFi connects automatically... and the snacks are plentiful."
2. "Home is where you can be your true self... even if that means wearing pajamas all day."
3. "Home is where the heart is... and also where the remote control mysteriously disappears."
4. "Home is where you can dance like nobody's watching... because nobody is watching."
5. "Home is where you can talk to yourself without judgment... and sometimes even get a response."
6. "Home is where you can be the master of your domain... until your pet decides otherwise."
7. "Home is where you can be the king or queen of your own castle... as long as you don't mind sharing it with dust bunnies."
8. "Home is where you can have a full conversation with your pet... and actually understand their responses."
9. "Home is where you can relax and unwind... until you remember all the chores you've been avoiding."
10. "Home is where you can be the boss of your own kitchen... even if your cooking skills are questionable."
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1. The woods are lovely, dark and deep, But I have promises to keep, And miles to go before I sleep. - Robert Frost2. I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul. - William Ernest Henley3. Do not go gentle into that good night, Old age should burn and rave at close of day; Rage, rag
1. You better werk!2. Sashay away.3. If you can't love yourself, how in the hell you gonna love somebody else?4. Don't get bitter, just get better.5. We're all born naked and the rest is drag.6. Charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent.7. Good luck, and don't f*ck it up.8. Remember, if
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The Seven Sayings of the Cross refer to the seven last statements that Jesus Christ made while he was being crucified on the cross, as recorded in the Bible. These sayings are:1. Father, forgive them, for they do not know what they are doing. (Luke 23:34)2. Truly I tell you, today you will be wit
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