New year card sayings funny
1. "May your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions."
2. "I can't believe it's already been a year since I didn't become a better person."
3. "New Year, same me. Just a little older and wiser... or so they say."
4. "My New Year's resolution is to be more optimistic by keeping my cup half-full with either rum, vodka, or whiskey."
5. "Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right... or at least try to."
6. "May your New Year's Eve party be as epic as the hangover you'll have the next day."
7. "New Year, same old me. But with a fresh new attitude... until February."
8. "Here's to a new year of pretending to be productive while actually just scrolling through social media."
9. "May your troubles be less and your blessings be more, and nothing but happiness come through your door... along with the pizza delivery guy."
10. "New Year's resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time."
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