New year funny sayings
1. "My New Year's resolution is to be more awesome than last year. So far, I'm nailing it."
2. "May your troubles last as long as your resolutions."
3. "New Year, same me. Just better at hiding my snacks."
4. "I can't believe it's already been a year since I didn't become a better person."
5. "This year, I'm going to be the change I want to see in my couch."
6. "My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating... starting tomorrow."
7. "I'm starting off the New Year with a positive attitude and a negative bank account."
8. "May your New Year's Eve kiss be as memorable as your New Year's Day hangover."
9. "New Year, same old me. But with a fresh new planner to ignore."
10. "My New Year's resolution is to remember to write '2022' instead of '2021'... eventually."
Above is New year funny sayings.
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