New year quotes and sayings funny

1. "My New Year's resolution is to be more awesome than last year. That shouldn't be too hard."

2. "May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions."

3. "I can't believe it's been a year since I didn't become a better person."

4. "New Year, same me - because I'm already fabulous."

5. "I'm starting over for the new year. Just kidding, I'm just changing the date on my mistakes."

6. "My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating... starting tomorrow."

7. "New Year, same me - but with a fresh new calendar."

8. "May your troubles be less and your blessings be more, and nothing but happiness come through your door in the New Year. But if they don't, just remember, it's only one year closer to 2023."

9. "This year, I'm going to be the best version of myself... after I finish this pizza."

10. "New Year's resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time."

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Sayings for a tattoo

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Head sayings idioms

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Cute football sayings about school pride

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Rougher than a sayings

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Corny duck sayings

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Key wedding favor sayings

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Anime sayings in english

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Deserve love quotes and sayings

1. You deserve love, and you'll get it. - Amy Poehler2. You are worthy of love and belonging. - Brené Brown3. You are deserving of a love that is pure and true. 4. Love yourself first, because that's who you'll be spending the rest of your life with. 5. You are enough, just as you are, to b

Funny car mechanic sayings

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Good sayings about yourself

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