New year sayings funny
1. "My New Year's resolution is to be more optimistic by keeping my cup half-full with either rum, vodka, or whiskey."
2. "May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions!"
3. "I can't believe it's been a year since I didn't become a better person."
4. "My New Year's resolution is to stop hanging out with people who ask me about my New Year's resolutions."
5. "May your troubles be less and your blessings be more, and nothing but happiness come through your door... until next year!"
6. "This year, I'm going to be a better person. I'm going to be so awesome, even Santa will be jealous!"
7. "I'm starting the year with an empty jar and filling it with good things. So far, it's still empty. I think I'm doing it wrong."
8. "May your New Year's Eve ring with laughter and cheer, marking the start of a blessed New Year!"
9. "New Year, same me. Just better at hiding my flaws."
10. "My New Year's resolution is to remember to write '2023' instead of '2022' for at least the first month."
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