New years eve sayings funny
1. "My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating... starting tomorrow."
2. "I'm not going to make any New Year's resolutions this year. I haven't kept any from the last decade, so why start now?"
3. "New Year's Eve is the only time of year when people can make a resolution to lose weight and still eat a whole cake the same night."
4. "I'm looking forward to a new year of making the same old mistakes in a new way."
5. "My New Year's resolution is to be more optimistic by keeping my cup half-full with either rum, vodka, or whiskey."
6. "May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions."
7. "I can't believe it's been a year since I didn't become a better person."
8. "My New Year's resolution is to remember to write '2022' instead of '2021' for at least the first week of January."
9. "New Year's Eve is the one night a year when it's acceptable to drink champagne like it's water."
10. "I'm not sure what my New Year's resolution will be, but I'm pretty sure it will involve more wine."
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