Nonsense old sayings

1. "Don't count your chickens before they hatch, unless they're wearing sunglasses."

2. "A watched pot never boils, but a singing kettle always whistles."

3. "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it do the Macarena."

4. "A penny saved is a penny earned, but a penny spent on a magic beanstalk is a penny well invested."

5. "Don't put all your eggs in one basket, unless that basket is made of chocolate."

6. "The early bird catches the worm, but the late owl gets the disco ball."

7. "A rolling stone gathers no moss, but a rolling pineapple gathers all the attention."

8. "Actions speak louder than words, but a well-timed kazoo solo can speak volumes."

9. "Too many cooks spoil the broth, but a kitchen full of dancing chefs makes a great music video."

10. "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, but don't forget the glitter."

Above is Nonsense old sayings.