Nonsense sayings

1. "The moon is made of cheese and the stars are sprinkles."

2. "If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, it probably just wanted a nap."

3. "Don't cry over spilled milk, dance with the cows instead."

4. "When life gives you lemons, make a lemonade-powered rocket ship."

5. "A watched pot never boils, but an ignored pot might start a revolution."

6. "Birds of a feather flock together, but sometimes they just want to be alone."

7. "The early bird catches the worm, but the late owl gets the disco party."

8. "Don't put all your eggs in one basket, unless you're trying to hatch a basket of egg-shaped chickens."

9. "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it do synchronized swimming."

10. "When in doubt, hug a tree and ask for directions."

Above is Nonsense sayings.

Funny old expressions and sayings

1. He's all hat and no cattle - referring to someone who talks big but doesn't follow through with actions.2. As useful as a screen door on a submarine - describing something completely ineffective.3. Colder than a witch's tit in a brass bra - a colorful way to describe extremely cold weather.

Bill and ted's excellent adventure sayings

1. Be excellent to each other.2. Party on, dudes!3. Strange things are afoot at the Circle K.4. Dude, this is a historical moment!5. Wyld Stallyns rule!6. No way!7. Excellent!8. Whoa!9. Bogus!10. San Dimas High School football rules!

Common odd sayings english

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Short savage sayings

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Mind it sayings

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Life sayings funny

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Big cheeks quotes and sayings

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