1. "Cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey."
2. "Colder than a witch's tit in a brass bra."
3. "As useless as a screen door on a submarine."
4. "Slicker than snot on a doorknob."
5. "Busier than a one-legged man in a butt-kicking contest."
6. "Happier than a tornado in a trailer park."
7. "Crazier than a road lizard."
8. "Sweating like a sinner in church."
9. "Tighter than bark on a tree."
10. "Dumber than a box of rocks."
Above is Northern sayings funny.
1. Cool as a cucumber.2. Cool beans.3. Cool cat.4. Cool customer.5. Cool heads prevail.6. Cool under pressure.7. Cool as ice.8. Cool breeze.9. Cool dude.10. Cool as a breeze.
Those who forget you after a favor were never truly your friend. Kindness should never be mistaken for weakness, for some will forget your kindness once they no longer need it.Remember, those who easily forget your favors are not worth your time or effort.True character is revealed when someo
1. Dress for the job you want, not the job you have.2. You can never go wrong with a well-fitted pair of trousers.3. The right pair of trousers can make you feel like you can conquer the world.4. Life is too short to wear boring trousers.5. A good pair of trousers is like a good friend - re
Black Widow: I've got red in my ledger, I'd like to wipe it out.Winter Soldier: I'm with you 'til the end of the line.
1. The ball is in your court.2. Don't drop the ball.3. He's got balls of steel.4. It takes balls to do that.5. Keep your eye on the ball.6. She's on the ball.7. He's got a lot of balls in the air.8. That's a curveball.9. Balls to the wall.10. Playing ball.
1. Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. - Aristotle2. The best thing to hold onto in life is each other. - Audrey Hepburn3. Love is not just looking at each other, it's looking in the same direction. - Antoine de Saint-Exupéry4. In all the world, there is no heart for me l
1. The only way to make sense out of change is to plunge into it, move with it, and join the dance. - Alan Watts2. The only person you are destined to become is the person you decide to be. - Ralph Waldo Emerson3. Life is a mirror and will reflect back to the thinker what he thinks into it. -
1. All hands on deck - a call for all crew members to report to their stations.2. Batten down the hatches - to secure everything in preparation for rough weather.3. A shot across the bow - a warning or threat.4. Under the weather - feeling ill or seasick.5. Loose cannon - a reckless or unp
1. The body achieves what the mind believes.2. Take care of your body. It's the only place you have to live.3. Listen to your body. It knows what it needs.4. Your body is a reflection of your lifestyle.5. Love your body. It's the only one you've got.6. The body is your temple. Keep it pur
1. Wishing you a 'cool' Christmas with this frozen cash!2. May your holiday season be as frosty and fun as this frozen money!3. Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow... money!4. Chilling out with some cold hard cash this Christmas!5. Hope this frozen money melts your heart with joy this hol