Not the friendliest sayings

1. "You're not the sharpest tool in the shed."

2. "You're about as useful as a screen door on a submarine."

3. "You couldn't pour water out of a boot if the instructions were on the heel."

4. "You're as pleasant as a porcupine in a balloon factory."

5. "You're a few fries short of a Happy Meal."

6. "You're as charming as a cactus."

7. "You're not the brightest crayon in the box."

8. "You're as helpful as a chocolate teapot."

9. "You're as friendly as a rattlesnake in a sleeping bag."

10. "You're about as welcome as a skunk at a picnic."

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