Ocean sayings funny

1. "I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it."

2. "I'm not shore what I'd do without the ocean."

3. "Life's a beach, enjoy the waves."

4. "I'm feeling a little 'crabby' today."

5. "Seas the day!"

6. "I'm in need of some vitam-sea."

7. "I'm not a strong swimmer, but I can float like a boss."

8. "I'm like a seashell, beautiful and unique."

9. "I'm not a regular fish, I'm a cool fish."

10. "I'm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed... like a fish."

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