October sayings funny
1. "October is the only time of year when it's socially acceptable to wear a cape in public."
2. "I'm so glad I live in a world where there are Octobers... and pumpkin spice lattes."
3. "I'm not saying I'm a witch, but I do have a broomstick and a black cat, so draw your own conclusions."
4. "October is like a second spring when every leaf is a flower... that eventually needs to be raked."
5. "I'm just here for the pumpkin carving and haunted houses... and maybe a little bit of candy."
6. "I'm not afraid of ghosts, but I am terrified of running out of Halloween candy."
7. "October is the month where my inner basic witch truly shines."
8. "I'm not saying I'm addicted to pumpkin spice, but I did just buy pumpkin spice scented toilet paper."
9. "I'm so excited for October, I've already planned my Halloween costume... and it's only September."
10. "I'm not saying I love October more than any other month, but I do have a countdown to Halloween on my fridge."
Above is October sayings funny.
Aristocratic aphorisms
Far out, man!Keep on truckin'!Right on!Peace, love, and happiness.Groovy, baby!Can you dig it?Stay cool.Let your freak flag fly.Make love, not war.Peace out.
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1. All that glitters is not gold.2. A heart of gold.3. Worth its weight in gold.4. Golden opportunity.5. Go for the gold.6. Heart of gold.7. Golden rule.8. Golden touch.9. Golden age.10. Golden moment.
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