Off humor sayings
1. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
2. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."
3. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity."
4. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
5. "I'm not a procrastinator, I'm just on a deadline extension program."
6. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."
7. "I'm not a chef, I'm an expert at microwave cuisine."
8. "I'm not ignoring you, I'm just prioritizing my selective hearing."
9. "I'm not lost, I'm just exploring alternative routes."
10. "I'm not a shopaholic, I'm just supporting the economy."
Above is Off humor sayings.
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