Old sayings and phrases funny
1. "I'm not as think as you drunk I am."
2. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
3. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."
4. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
5. "I'm not a complete idiot, I have some parts missing."
6. "I'm not a complete idiot, I'm missing a few pieces."
7. "I'm not a complete idiot, I'm missing a few screws."
8. "I'm not a complete idiot, I'm just missing a few marbles."
9. "I'm not a complete idiot, I'm just missing a few brain cells."
10. "I'm not a complete idiot, I'm just not fully assembled."
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