1. "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink."
2. "Don't count your chickens before they hatch."
3. "A stitch in time saves nine."
4. "You reap what you sow."
5. "Like trying to put lipstick on a pig."
6. "He's as stubborn as a mule."
7. "Busy as a one-armed paper hanger."
8. "Don't let the fox guard the henhouse."
9. "All hat and no cattle."
10. "Madder than a wet hen."
Above is Old school country sayings.
1. May they find eternal peace in the afterlife.2. May their spirit soar in the heavens.3. May they find solace in the arms of angels.4. May their memory be a blessing.5. May they find eternal rest in the arms of God.6. May their soul find eternal tranquility.7. May they find everlastin
1. Dead men tell no tales.2. Shiver me timbers!3. Sail ho!4. Aye, aye, captain!5. Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.6. Avast ye!7. Batten down the hatches!8. A fair wind and following seas.9. Thar she blows!10. A pirate's life for me.
1. Thank you for showering our little one with love and gifts!2. Your kindness and generosity mean the world to us. Thank you for celebrating with us!3. We are so grateful for your thoughtful gifts and well wishes. Thank you for making our baby shower so special.4. Your presence at our baby s
1. Is mayonnaise an instrument?2. Firmly grasp it in your hand.3. No, this is Patrick!4. I love the smell of jellyfish in the morning.5. The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.6. I can't see my forehead!7. Finland!8. I'm not a Krusty Krab.9. Who you callin' Pinhead?10. Th
1. Coffee: because adulting is hard and sleep is overrated.2. I like my coffee like I like my humor: dark and bitter.3. Coffee: the only thing that keeps me from becoming a morning person.4. Coffee: the official sponsor of my sanity.5. I drink coffee for your protection.6. Coffee: the rea
1. Everything happens for a reason.2. This too shall pass.3. When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.4. There's a light at the end of the tunnel.5. Every cloud has a silver lining.6. You're stronger than you think.7. Tomorrow is a new day.8. You're not alone in this.9. This is jus
1. Actions speak louder than words.2. Better late than never.3. Don't count your chickens before they hatch.4. Every cloud has a silver lining.5. The early bird catches the worm.6. Don't put all your eggs in one basket.7. A penny saved is a penny earned.8. When in Rome, do as the Roma
1. I miss you like a squirrel misses its nuts!2. I miss you like a kid misses recess.3. I miss you like a cat misses its nap.4. I miss you like a fish misses water.5. I miss you like a dog misses its bone.6. I miss you like a bird misses its wings.7. I miss you like a bear misses hibern
1. The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs2. In the middle of every difficulty lies opportunity. - Albert Einstein3. The best way to predict the future is to create it. - Peter Drucker4. Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. - Albert
1. Will you be my bridesmaid and stand by my side as I become a bride?2. I can't say 'I do' without you! Will you be my bridesmaid?3. I need something old, something new, something borrowed, and you! Will you be my bridesmaid?4. I can't imagine my big day without you. Will you be my bridesmai