Old school funny sayings
1. "Well, butter my biscuit!"
2. "Hotter than a two-dollar pistol."
3. "Colder than a witch's tit in a brass bra."
4. "Busier than a one-legged man in a butt-kicking contest."
5. "Slicker than snot on a doorknob."
6. "I'm so hungry I could eat the north end of a southbound skunk."
7. "He's tough as a boiled owl."
8. "I'm happier than a tornado in a trailer park."
9. "I'm so poor, I can't even pay attention."
10. "She's got a face only a mother could love."
Above is Old school funny sayings.
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