1. "He's about as useful as a screen door on a submarine."
2. "She's got a few screws loose."
3. "He's all hat and no cattle."
4. "She's as sharp as a bowling ball."
5. "He's as slow as molasses in January."
6. "She's a few sandwiches short of a picnic."
7. "He's as happy as a clam at high water."
8. "She's a few fries short of a Happy Meal."
9. "He's as sharp as a marble."
10. "She's as confused as a fart in a fan factory."
Above is Old time sayings funny.
1. You spin my heart like a record player, always playing the sweetest tunes of love.2. Our love is like a record player, each day a new song to dance to together.3. Just like a record player, you keep my heart spinning with joy and happiness.4. You're the needle to my record player, guiding
1. Close, but no cigar.2. Missed the mark.3. Swing and a miss.4. Off the mark.5. Couldn't hit the broad side of a barn.6. In the ballpark, but not quite there.7. Near, but not quite on target.8. Aiming for the stars, but hitting the ground.9. Almost there, but not quite.10. Not qu
1. Greed is a bottomless pit which exhausts the person in an endless effort to satisfy the need without ever reaching satisfaction. - Erich Fromm2. Greed is a fat demon with a small mouth and whatever you feed it is never enough. - Janwillem van de Wetering3. Greed is a curse that's never satis
1. You're my cup of tea.2. We're two peas in a pod.3. You're my better half.4. You're my partner in crime.5. You're my rock.6. You're my ride or die.7. You're my soulmate.8. You're my other half.9. You're my favorite person.10. You're my person.
1. Keep on truckin'!2. If you can't see my mirrors, I can't see you.3. I'm not just a driver, I'm a road warrior.4. I may be slow, but I'm steady.5. Life is a highway, and I'm just cruising along.6. I've got 18 wheels and a heart of steel.7. I may be hauling cargo, but I'm carrying drea
1. Ní neart go cur le chéile - There is no strength without unity.2. Is fearr Gaeilge briste, ná Béarla cliste - Broken Irish is better than clever English.3. Ar scáth a chéile a mhaireann na daoine - People live in each other's shadows.4. Is minic a bhris béal duine a shrón - Many a person'
1. Hoppy Easter! Let's hop to it and find those eggs!2. Don't be a rotten egg, go find the hidden treasures!3. Egg-citing times ahead! Let the hunt begin!4. Egg-ceptional hunters only! Are you up for the challenge?5. Don't be a chicken, go hunt those eggs!6. Egg-straordinary finds await y
1. Children are the world's most valuable resource and its best hope for the future. - John F. Kennedy2. Happiness is a child's laughter. 3. Children are the anchors that hold a mother to life. - Sophocles4. The soul is healed by being with children. - Fyodor Dostoevsky5. Every child is a d
Here are some healing sayings that may resonate with bikers for Christ:1. May the road to healing be smooth and steady, just like a well-tuned motorcycle on an open highway.2. Let the healing power of faith and love guide you through the twists and turns of life's journey.3. In the midst of pai
1. A stitch in time saves nine.2. Don't put all your eggs in one basket.3. Actions speak louder than words.4. Where there's a will, there's a way.5. The early bird catches the worm.6. Don't count your chickens before they hatch.7. Haste makes waste.8. Better late than never.9. You r