1. "Well, butter my biscuit!"
2. "He's slicker than snot on a doorknob."
3. "She's as happy as a clam at high water."
4. "He's as useless as a screen door on a submarine."
5. "I'm as nervous as a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs."
6. "She's all hat and no cattle."
7. "He's as crooked as a dog's hind leg."
8. "Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle!"
9. "He's as sharp as a bowling ball."
10. "She's as mad as a wet hen."
Above is Old timey sayings funny.
1. Little peanut2. Mommy's little miracle3. Daddy's little princess4. Tiny but mighty5. Love at first sight6. Cuteness overload7. Future heartbreaker8. Snuggle bug9. Sweet like sugar10. Made with love
1. The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs2. Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful. - Albert Schweitzer3. The best way to predict the future is to create it. - Peter Drucker4. Don
1. Little girls with curls are made of sunshine and stardust.2. Curls and twirls, little girls are pearls.3. With curls in her hair and magic in her eyes, she's a little girl full of surprise.4. Curls and giggles, little girls are full of wiggles.5. In a world full of chaos, a little girl w
1. The tug is the drug.2. Keep your tip up.3. Match the hatch.4. A bad day of fishing is better than a good day at work.5. Fishermen are born honest, but they get over it.6. The charm of fishing is that it is the pursuit of what is elusive but attainable, a perpetual series of occasions f
366 days of opportunities, make them count.
1. Some people live more in 20 years than others do in 80. It's not the time that matters, it's the person.2. The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things. The good things don't always soften the bad things, but vice versa, the bad things don't necessarily spoil the good t
1. Drop like hot clay in a potter's hands.2. Drop like hot clay on a summer day.3. Drop like hot clay in the kiln of life.4. Drop like hot clay in the fires of adversity.5. Drop like hot clay in the hands of fate.6. Drop like hot clay in the crucible of challenges.7. Drop like hot clay
Here are a few well-known sayings from the Bible:1. Do unto others as you would have them do unto you. - Matthew 7:122. Love your neighbor as yourself. - Mark 12:313. For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal lif
1. Brooklyn grit, Brooklyn pride.2. In Brooklyn, we trust.3. We go hard in Brooklyn.4. Brooklyn stand up!5. Nets Nation, rise up!6. From the borough to the big stage.7. Brooklyn's finest on the court.8. We rep Brooklyn, always.9. Brooklyn Nets, no fear.10. Heart of Brooklyn, soul
1. A friend is like a good bow, always there to support you.2. May your arrows always fly true, and your aim be steady.3. In the forest of life, a good friend is like a shining star to guide you.4. May your path be filled with laughter and your heart with joy.5. Like the leaves of the trees