One line sayings jokes
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
Above is One line sayings jokes.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
Above is One line sayings jokes.
1. I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing the gravity.2. I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode.3. I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right.4. I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.5. I'm not short, I'm just vertically challenged.6. I'm not a control freak, but can I
1. I feel like I've swallowed a ball of lead.2. My stomach is heavy like a ball of lead.3. The weight in my stomach is like a ball of lead.4. It's as if there's a ball of lead sitting in my gut.5. The anxiety is like a ball of lead in my stomach.6. The stress is weighing me down like a ba
1. 艺术源于生活，高于生活。(Yìshù yuán yú shēnghuó, gāo yú shēnghuó) - Art originates from life, but is higher than life.2. 画出你内心的声音。(Huà chū nǐ nèixīn de shēngyīn) - Paint out the voice of your heart.3. 艺术是心灵的表达。(Yìshù shì xīnlíng de biǎodá) - Art is the expression of the soul.4. 用画笔诉说无言的情感。(Yòng huàbǐ sùshuō
1. Wine a little, laugh a lot.2. Life is too short for bad cheese and cheap wine.3. In cheese we trust.4. Wine not?5. Cheese please.6. Sip happens, just wine through it.7. Brie happy.8. Wine a bit, you'll feel better.9. Say cheese and wine!10. Age only matters if you're cheese or
1. Summertime is always the best of what might be. - Charles Bowden2. In the summertime, when the weather is hot, you can stretch right up and touch the sky. - Mungo Jerry3. Summer afternoon—summer afternoon; to me those have always been the two most beautiful words in the English language. -
1. Home Sweet Home2. Live, Laugh, Love3. Bless This Nest4. You Are My Sunshine5. Good Vibes Only6. Love Lives Here7. Home is Where the Heart is8. Family, where life begins and love never ends9. Home is my happy place10. Inhale love, exhale gratitude
1. Life begins at 40... but so do the aches and pains!2. Turning 40 is like fine wine - it only gets better with age... and gives you a headache the next day!3. At 40, you're not old, you're just well-seasoned.4. 40 is the new 30... until you try to party like you're 20 and realize you need a
1. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.2. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.3. I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.4. I'm reading a book on the history of glue. I just can't seem to put it down.5. I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-sa
1. Faith over fear2. God is my strength3. Blessed beyond measure4. Walk by faith5. Trust in the Lord6. Saved by grace7. Let go and let God8. God is my refuge9. In His time10. I can do all things through Christ
1. Life is short, smile while you still have teeth.2. Life is like a bicycle, to keep your balance you must keep moving.3. Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can't laugh at yourself, call me, I'll laugh at you.4. Life is like a camera, focus on what's important, capture