One liners silly sayings by zornes

1. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode."

2. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity."

3. "I'm not a control freak, I just know what's best for everyone."

4. "I'm not a procrastinator, I'm just waiting for the right moment."

5. "I'm not forgetful, I just have a selective memory."

6. "I'm not indecisive, I'm just exploring all my options."

7. "I'm not a perfectionist, I just have high standards."

8. "I'm not a night owl, I'm just living in a different time zone."

9. "I'm not lost, I'm just taking the scenic route."

10. "I'm not weird, I'm just a limited edition."

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