Only in america funny sayings
1. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
2. "I'm not sure if I'm a good cook, but I am an expert at burning things."
3. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."
4. "I'm not short, I'm just concentrated awesome."
5. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity."
6. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
7. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
8. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."
9. "I'm not a smart aleck, I'm just really good at sarcasm."
10. "I'm not a shopaholic, I'm helping the economy."
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Here are some common sayings that are often said incorrectly:1. I could care less - The correct saying is actually I couldn't care less, meaning you care so little that it is impossible to care any less.2. For all intensive purposes - The correct saying is for all intents and purposes, meani
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