Out with the old sayings

Sure, here are some modern twists on old sayings:

1. "A watched inbox never pings."

2. "Don't cry over spilled almond milk."

3. "Too many tabs open spoil the browser."

4. "A picture is worth a thousand Instagram likes."

5. "Don't put all your memes in one folder."

6. "The early bird gets the best Wi-Fi signal."

7. "Actions speak louder than emojis."

8. "Don't judge a book by its lack of reviews."

9. "When life gives you lemons, make a viral TikTok."

10. "A penny for your thoughts, but a Venmo for your opinions."

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