Parent sayings

1. "Do as I say, not as I do."

2. "Because I said so, that's why."

3. "I'm not just talking to hear myself speak."

4. "When I was your age..."

5. "Money doesn't grow on trees."

6. "You'll understand when you're older."

7. "I brought you into this world, I can take you out."

8. "If all your friends jumped off a bridge, would you do it too?"

9. "You'll thank me later."

10. "Life isn't fair."

Above is Parent sayings.

Broken foot sayings

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