Parks and rec sayings
1. "Treat yo' self!"
2. "I'm big enough to admit that I am often inspired by myself."
3. "I have no idea what I'm doing, but I know I'm doing it really, really well."
4. "I'm not crying, okay? I'm just allergic to jerks."
5. "I am a goddess, a glorious female warrior."
6. "Time is money, money is power, power is pizza, and pizza is knowledge."
7. "I'm going to get 12 eggs and part of a dead animal. Dealer's choice. Please and thank you."
8. "I'm a beautiful, talented, brilliant, powerful musk ox."
9. "I'm going to get a job that pays me to be myself."
10. "I'm like an elephant, okay? If I walk into a room, it's like, okay, he's in there."
Above is Parks and rec sayings.
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