Sure, here are some funny sayings that could be printed on pencils:
1. "I'm #2, but I try harder"
2. "I'm write all the time"
3. "Pencil me in for a good time"
4. "I'm sharp and I know it"
5. "Pencil it in, pencil it out"
6. "I'm not lead-ing you astray"
7. "I'm #1 in the #2 business"
8. "I'm the write choice"
9. "I'm not just a pretty pencil"
10. "I'm so sharp, I could punctuate your life"
Above is Pencils with funny sayings.
1. I've got the eye of the tiger, a fighter, dancing through the fire - Katy Perry, Roar2. You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one - John Lennon, Imagine3. I'm starting with the man in the mirror, I'm asking him to change his ways - Michael Jackson, Man in the Mirror4. You'r
1. Yellow is the color of sunshine, happiness, and optimism.2. When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.3. Yellow symbolizes warmth and energy.4. A yellow flower is like a ray of sunshine on a cloudy day.5. In a field of roses, be a sunflower.6. Yellow is the color of creativity and insp
1. A mother's love is forever2. A son's first love, a mother's last3. Mother and son, a bond that can't be broken4. Like mother, like son5. A son may outgrow your lap, but he will never outgrow your heart6. To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world7. A m
1. Every dog has its day.2. Let sleeping dogs lie.3. You can't teach an old dog new tricks.4. In the doghouse.5. Barking up the wrong tree.6. Dog eat dog world.7. A dog is a man's best friend.8. Let the dogs out.9. Love me, love my dog.10. Dog tired.
Keep the shiny side up and the greasy side down.10-4, good buddy.Breaker, breaker, what's your 20?Smokies on your tail, better watch your speed.Keep the rubber side down and the chrome side up.Got your ears on?Keep it between the ditches.Keep the bugs off your glass and the bears off
1. Shop 'til you drop, then shop some more!2. Black Friday: Where shopping dreams come true.3. I came, I saw, I conquered Black Friday.4. Warning: Black Friday shopper on the loose.5. Eat, sleep, shop, repeat.6. Black Friday: The ultimate shopping marathon.7. Shop 'til you drop, then ca
1. Keep calm and kick on.2. Ride the rhythm.3. Trust your horse, trust yourself.4. Fall down seven times, get up eight.5. It's not the distance, it's the journey.6. Ride as if you'll never fall.7. The harder you work, the luckier you get.8. Success is the sum of small efforts repeated
1. Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm grateful for a friend like you.2. You're the best friend a person could ask for, happy Valentine's Day!3. Friendship is the greatest gift, and I'm so lucky to have you in my life.4. Wishing you a day filled with love and laughter, my dear friend.5. Yo
Pottery jars with sayings can be a charming and meaningful addition to your home decor. Here are some ideas for sayings that you can consider:1. Home sweet home2. Love grows here3. Bloom where you are planted4. Good vibes only5. Choose joy6. Live, laugh, love7. Gratitude changes everyth
1. Life's challenges are not supposed to paralyze you, they're supposed to help you discover who you are. - Bernice Johnson Reagon2. The greater the obstacle, the more glory in overcoming it. - Molière3. Challenges are what make life interesting and overcoming them is what makes life meaningful