Period sayings jokes
Sure, here are a few period-related jokes and sayings:
1. "I'm not moody, I'm just on my period."
2. "Periods are like commas in a sentence, they come unexpectedly."
3. "I'm not PMSing, I just have a PhD in Period Management."
4. "Periods are like exclamation marks, they can be quite dramatic!"
5. "I'm not a regular girl, I'm a cool girl with a period."
6. "Periods are like taxes, they come every month and are a pain to deal with."
7. "I'm not afraid of blood, I face it every month during my period."
8. "Periods are like a monthly subscription to pain and inconvenience."
9. "I don't need a calendar, my period keeps me on track every month."
10. "Periods are like a monthly reminder that I'm a strong and resilient woman."
Above is Period sayings jokes.
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